9/11 World Trade Center Victims Families Deported!

HOW TO OUTWIT AMERICAN GOVERNMENT: Deena Gilbey had the unfortunate task of telling her children that their father wouldn't be coming home after he was murdered in the Twin Towers on 9/11 while trying to evacuate co-workers. Now, she has the unfortunate task of telling her children why they have to move. The INS is trying to deport her.

From what country is Deena that she merits deportation? She must be Pakistani, or Saudi, or Indonesian. Maybe she's affiliated with al-Qaeda. Actually, she's from the United Kingdom, our only friend over there in Europe. INS still doesn't care.

I say she deserves it. I mean, come on Deena. If you want to stay in this country, there are several things you have to do. You can get your visa extended if you crash a plane into the World Trade Center and kill a few thousand Americans. You can get a visa (super-fast!) if you happen to live on the Arabian Peninsula. You can get a visa if you're here to study at a flight school, or to work as a nuclear engineer or a supervisor in a chemical laboratory. But for being the widow of an innocent victim from an allied country, Deena, you get nothing. Nil. Zilch. Naught. You should've known this. (via LGF)